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Posted on Sep 3, 2017 in Uncategorized

How I deal with my latest breakup


I give advice on relationships and sex on our Escorts Agency from And you may think that because I give such great advice that my love life is just wonderful. Well, no, I got dumped. Seeing as one of my things is talking about stuff that people find hard to openly speak about thought, “Hey, relationships end all the time.

There are certain stages of grief for the end of a relationship. And at least half of those stages involve ice cream. But that’s not me. When I get dumped I refuse to wallow in my own sadness.

Instead I choose distracting myself from feeling like shit with activities. Hi friend do you want to go for a run with me?

I got dumped last night and I want to go for a run but I’m scared that if I go on my own I will burst into tears.

So will you come with me?

Great! Oh yeah, I also can’t be left alone. If I’m by myself I will cry. But right now this doesn’t count because I feel like you’re here because I’m talking to you. But generally I need to be constantly surrounded by people. I remember when I was 16 and my first serious boyfriend dumped me and my friends basically formed a pact to constantly keep me company.

One friend of mine came over to my house in the morning to hang out with me but she was busy in the afternoon. So she walked me to my other friend’s house who then hung out with me for the rest of the day.

It was almost like they were a relay team and I was the unstable baton that would just erupt in a flood of tears and depression if they dropped me.

Now, my friends from London Escorts have been great this time around too and my housemate Lucy came up with this brilliant idea to keep me happy.

I made a flower out of cardboard and then attached this fabric to it. And then I made lots of petals out of yellow card. What I would do with this is: So whenever something nice happens or I feel good about anything I will write it down on a petal and then attach it to my sunflower.

So far there’s just one which says, “I have amazing friends who are always there for me, smiley face.” It’s early days yet so I’m sure I’ll be able to fill it with lots more things soon like making new dates from my clients.

I was doing so well at keeping busy and optimistic about things until the other day when I just finally cracked and did the most clich├ęd thing in the history of breakups.

I got drunk and went to a strip club. I kid you not.

Fun night though, fun night. I think I’ve definitely